Fast As Fuck

THAT'S. RIGHT. BITCHES. We're back and fresher than ever with another instant New York Times Bestseller, BAD MANNERS: FAST AS FUCK. And being our third book, y’all know it’s putting the ‘ill’ in ‘trilogy.’ 

We’ve crafted OVER 100 BRAND-SPANKIN-NEW RECIPES to show your lazy ass that cooking at home is cheaper, healthier, and an essential part of being a goddamn grown-up. This book’s also got shortcuts, cooking tips, and a shitload of pretty photos. Plus, we guarantee all these recipes are faster than delivery, so you can serve up some tasty food with simple ingredients regardless of how brutal your schedule is.

No needless nonsense or preachy bullshit. Just delicious, healthy, homemade food for all the full-time hustlers out there. You’re too important to be eating trash food on the daily, you’re better than that. So we’ve made it easier to take care of #1: YOU. 

If you get our book from ANY retailer right now, come back here to get a free gift as our way of saying thanks for fuckin with us. Details below.