Beastless Feasts

As we do every holiday season we put together this dope database of recipes from our site and books to help you survive the season. If you already got our books, you're probably a well-adjusted and beautiful person. If not, don't fret. Our site is filled to the brim with equally delicious dishes that are fucking free. Eating with some kitchen incompetent family and friends? Just point 'em this way and we'll straighten their shit out so you can feast in peace. SPREAD JOY, USE FOOD.
Appetizers
- Crispy Crab(less) Cakes
- Alfredo Garlic Knots
- Roasted Potatoes w/ Red Pepper Dipping Sauce
- Balsamic Herb Dipping Sauce
- Roasted Garlic Pull-Apart Bread
Sides
- Sourdough Herb Stuffing
- Rice-a-Rona
- Buffalo Twice Baked Potatoes
- Homemade Cranberry Sauce
- Cremini Gravy
- Creamy Onion Gravy
- Coconut Milk Braised Collard Greens
- Mexican Style Grilled Corn aka Elotes
- Potato & Swiss Chard Gratin
- Chimichurri Sauce
- Potato and White Bean Pierogi
- Tahini Sauce Over Grilled Veggies
Salads
- Cranberry and Quinoa Pilaf with Roasted Brussels Sprouts
- Grilled Romaine Salad
- Celery Seed Slaw
- California Citrus and Almond Salad (needs photo and to be published)
- Creamy Herb Salad Dressing
- Pomegranate Vinaigrette
Soups
Entrees
- Thanksgiving Leftovers Lasagna
- Sweet Potato, Squash, and Black Bean Enchiladas (think outside the box)
- Veggie Hash en Croute
- Vegetable Pot Pies
Desserts
- Sweet Potato Crumb Cake
- Peanut Butter Cup Tart with Chocolate Cookie Crust
- Candy Cane Winter Bark
- White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies
- Coconut Tres Leches
- Wine Cake
- Frosted Gingerbread Bites
- Pumpkin Ginger Blondies
- Coconut Caramel Dip
- Dark and Stormy Coconut Cream Pie
- Rosemary Caramel Corn
DRINKS
- Blood Orange Buck
- Cranberry Spritzer
- Grapefruit Hot Toddy
- Sparkling Grapefruit & Gin Punch
- Hot Chocolate Mix
- Naughty Sour
BRUNCH
- Pumpkin French Toast Casserole
- Spiced Apple Waffles
- Sweet Potato Loaf
- Sweet Potato Chai Spiced Scones