Celery Seed Slaw
In a medium bowl, add the cabbage, carrots, green onion, and salt. Get your hands in there and kinda massage the salt into the cabbage. Add the vinegar, oil, and celery seed and stir that shit up so everything is coated. Stick that shit in the fridge to chill until you're ready to get slawished.
*they'll be with the other spices and shit at the store. we promise.
Buffalo Caesar Wrap
Y’all ever fuck around and wrap some food with twine? Can’t explain why but somehow it just makes food taste better. Someone fund the science behind this please.
Skillet Tempeh Pasta
Have you ever seen the living nightmare mascot for Hamburger Helper? That shit is terrifying. But ya know what's worse than that?
Mexican Style Grilled Corn aka Elote
Don’t spend your Memorial Day weekend letting your creepy uncle serve limp hot dogs and hockey puck hamburgers.
In case you haven’t been outside lately, summer is here with a goddamn vengeance. Which means it’s burger season. But don’t fire up that rusty ass grill, you’re probably outta propane anyways.