Celery Seed Slaw
In a medium bowl, add the cabbage, carrots, green onion, and salt. Get your hands in there and kinda massage the salt into the cabbage. Add the vinegar, oil, and celery seed and stir that shit up so everything is coated. Stick that shit in the fridge to chill until you're ready to get slawished.
*they'll be with the other spices and shit at the store. we promise.