Chimichurri Sauce

Makes about 1 ½ cups sauce
Chimichurri Sauce - Thug Kitchen

Meet pesto's cousin that spent a semester abroad, chimichurri. This is the kinda shit you wanna serve just so you can say "with a chimichurri sauce" and you sound fancy af. NOW GO IMPRESS SOMEONE USING THE POWER OF SAUCE.

1 cup chopped, fresh flat leaf parsley
¼ cup chopped shallot or white onion
¼ cup olive oil
3 tablespoons red wine vinegar
1-2 tablespoons water
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1 tablespoon chopped fresh oregano
3 cloves of garlic, chopped
1 Serrano pepper, seeded and chopped
¼ teaspoon salt

Throw all ingredients together in a food processor or blender and let that fucker run until it looks kinda like a chunk pesto. If it’s getting a little stuck, add a tablespoon of water to get that shit going again. Drizzle over roasted veggies, as a dipping sauce for bread, or just drink it you fuckin monster.

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