Corn and Basil Summer Chowder

Tired of the same old mayo-mess of pasta salad spoiling in the summer sun? Ditch that cream colored bullshit and get with this fiber rich son of a bitch.

A creamy, easy as hell salad dressing that comes together faster than your roommate can wash the lettuce.

Summer is winding down but there’s still some sweet produce left out there. Go grab some goddamn nectarines and make this pasta while you still can, before all-pumpkin-everything season starts.

Don't wait for some rando to roll thru in musical van so that you can get an ice cream sandwich.