Lavender Lemonade

Prep Time
15 min
Cook Time
15 min
makes about 2 quarts of chill the fuck out
Lavender Lemonade

Five simple fucking ingredients in this shit right here. Whip up this high class cocktail when you're feelin sweaty but fancy. And no high-fructose fuckery either. Splash this with some vodka and UNLOCK MAX RELAX MODE.

8 cups of water (64 ounces)
3/4- 1 cup sugar*
1 1/4 cup Meyer lemon or regular juice, about 6-8 lemons
juice of 1 lime
6 sprigs of fresh lavender​
pinch of salt

Bring the water to a boil in a medium pot. Add the sugar and simmer that shit on a low heat for about 5 minutes. Make sure to stir it on the regular. The sugar should be all dissolved in the water by now with no lil fuckin grains rolling around in there. Turn off the heat and stir in the lemon juice, lime juice, and lavender. Let it cool until it's around room temperature. Take the lavender pieces out but use a fucking spoon or something and not your fingers if you're fixin to serve this to other people. 

Put the lemonade in the fridge to cool down all the way. Serve with lemon wedges and a pinch of dried lavender if you want it to look fucking impressive.

*Yeah, it's fuckin lemonade. Without the sugar it's just sour water. 

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