Strawberry Grapefruit Margarita

Make about 32 ounces, enough to relax 2 people
Strawberry Grapefruit Margarita - Thug Kitchen

Getting ready for Cinco de fucking Mayo?  This year you might make a couple shitty judgment calls but don’t start with your margarita mix. You see how many goddamn ingredients are in those fuckers? Red 40? WHATTHEFUCKISTHAT? Artificial flavors? GO FUCK YOURSELF. Don’t be serving up disrespectful drinks.

¾ cup tequila*
¾ cup grapefruit juice, about 1 grapefruit
¼ cup lime juice, about 3 limes
1 cup frozen strawberries, about 8-10 berries
1 ½ cups ice

Blend that shit up. 

If your fruit wasn’t super sweet you might need to add a little something extra like a teaspoon or two of whateverthefuck sweetener you like to use is fine. Personally we like agave but you can use honey or sugar. Serve this up immediately.

* Optional, but who are you kidding?

Pairs With...

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