Tahini Sauce
Every holiday season someone brings a dry ass veggie platter with ranch to an office party. Sad. But you'd never bring that to a party. Hell no, cuz you'd chop your own veggies and serve this simple as fuck tahini to your friends and coworkers AND YOUR BOSS WOULD BE SO IMPRESSED YOU'D GET PROMOTED AND NOW YOU HAVE A CORNER OFFICE ALL THANKS TO SAUCE
Mix tahini and warm water together in a small glass until it’s smooth and creamy. Stir in the lemon juice, vinegar, oil, soy sauce, and garlic. Serve right away or stick in the fridge until you’re ready to fuck with it.
Spinach Falafel
If you're like us, you crave falafel regularly but WHO IN THE FUCK has a deep fryer? This recipe's got all the flavor you fancy AND it's a great way to sneak more spinach into your diet.