Recipes

Our new favorite simple summer drink that doubles as a great margarita mix without all the high fructose syrup and artificial coloring because you deserve a helluva lot better than that.

This jam is more of a scooper than a spreader, if ya pick up what we’re laying down.

Plum jam is the perfect place to throw any bruised or overly ripe fruit that you bought and *might* otherwise let go to waste. Once this shit starts cooking, who the fuck can tell the difference? No one, that’s who.

Peach jam and pie can often get a bad rap because people love to pair super sweet peaches with tons of sugar and the result is cloying and hard to stomach. We can’t stand most store-bought peach stuff for that exact reason.

Strawberry jam is a classic and *mostly* loved favorite. There is a small but very vocal percentage of people who don't like cooked fruit. That's fine but their loss.

If you’ve got some time to sneak into the kitchen this weekend, this pistachio custard we’re sharing is truly magic. Just remember that puddings need time to cool so you might wanna make this ASAP because the cravings will hit soon.

Biscotti is an excellent excuse to have another cup of coffee. 

Frozen bananas make you feel like you’re at the boardwalk even if you’re just standing in front of an oscillating fan in your apartment. USE YOUR IMAGINATION BITCH. Make some of these with the kids, they love that shit.