Recipes

Frozen Banana Pops

Frozen bananas make you feel like you’re at the boardwalk even if you’re just standing in front of an oscillating fan in your apartment. USE YOUR IMAGINATION BITCH. Make some of these with the kids, they love that shit. 

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Spicy Sausage and Cheese Kolaches

Sure you could buy veggie sausage, shredded cheese, and only make the dough but if you've got some time its worth making this shit from scratch. Your wallet will thank you.

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Blueberry Almond Muffins

Why have a bowl of sugar and milk in the morning when you can have a motherfuckin muffin? In less than an hour you can have these antioxidant packed breakfast boys in your gut. MAKE A BREAKFAST WORTH WAKING UP FOR.

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Guacamole 101

some of y'all asked why we don't have a guac recipe on our site. WELL DAMN it seemed so basic we didn't realize that y'all need your fucking hands held BUT WHATEVER HERE ARE THE BUILDING BLOCKS TO MAKING THE PERFECT GUAC.

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Chimichurri Sauce

Meet pesto's cousin that spent a semester abroad, chimichurri. This is the kinda shit you wanna serve just so you can say "with a chimichurri sauce" and you sound fancy af. NOW GO IMPRESS SOMEONE USING THE POWER OF SAUCE.

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Rosemary Caramel Corn

You might be thinking rosemary and caramel corn might seem odd as hell together but that shit works. Unlikely combinations have given us such amazing things like Alien vs Predator. Or Freddy vs Jason. Or Batman and Scooby Doo.

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