Recipes

This recipe is from our homies Robby and Cyrus' new book Mastering Diabetes s

Why have a bowl of sugar and milk in the morning when you can have a motherfuckin muffin? In less than an hour you can have these antioxidant packed breakfast boys in your gut. MAKE A BREAKFAST WORTH WAKING UP FOR.

This winter why not treat yourself to something like a big mug of this holiday hottie? Or if you’re the generous type, throw a big bath of this mix in a jar, slap a fucking bow on it, and now you’ve got a cheap and tasty gift.

Feel like you're getting sick? Even just reading this you gotta tickle in your throat? Fuck it, might as well make some lentil soup just in case. 

Last minute holiday shopping? FUCK ALL THAT NOISE. Why don’t you stay home and celebrate in style with some of these spicy sweet bastards?

Repurposing Thanksgiving leftovers in a sandwich is so damn predictable. When you're cramming cold chaos between a couple slices of bread just to eat over the kitchen sink, you've given up.

"I HATE BRUSSEL SPROUTS" - someone who's never had our brussel sprouts

For the rest of us who enjoy stuffing that WASN’T cooked in a bird’s ass, carb load up with our Sourdough Herb Stuffing. You’ll need your energy to flip the table when Nana starts in on the election.