some of y'all asked why we don't have a guac recipe on our site. WELL DAMN it seemed so basic we didn't realize that y'all need your fucking hands held BUT WHATEVER HERE ARE THE BUILDING BLOCKS TO MAKING THE PERFECT GUAC.
this kickass crumble comes from Mostly Plants by our homies The Pollan Family because a TROPICAL TA
From Soul by Chef Todd Richards.
Some days you need a drink
Some days you need a pie
Today you get both.
SOUP IS JUST A BELLY SWEATER.
COLON CANCER AIN'T FUCKING AROUND. You gotta eat more broccoli bc it's like a toothbrush for your asshole. It's way more effective and a HELLUVALOT CHEAPER than a juice cleanse.
It's that time of year when it's pumpkin spiced everything but you need somethin heartier than a goddamn latte.
ENCHILADAS ARE JUST TACO CASSEROLE
ANYBODY WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T EAT POPSICLES FOR BREAKFAST CAN FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF BC THESE FROSTY BOYS HAVE NO ADDED SUGAR SO TECHNICALLY IT'S A SMOOTHIE CHECKMATE BITCH