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You get 3 opportunities every day to eat tacos, over a week that's 21 chances.

recipe available in BAD MANNERS: Eat Like You Give A Fuck

To make the presentation more ✨exciting✨ for y’all, we poured half the smoothie in two glasses and froze them at a slant.

You know damn well you don’t eat enough fruit but you sure as shit hit that waffle quota every month. Why not sneak some fruit into your batter for a sweet winter treat that will make you feel less guilty for your waffle habit.

Why have a bowl of sugar and milk in the morning when you can have a motherfuckin muffin? In less than an hour you can have these antioxidant packed breakfast boys in your gut. MAKE A BREAKFAST WORTH WAKING UP FOR.

This coulis has a shitload of vitamin C to upgrade any breakfast SO START YOUR DAY WITH SOME C SAUCE.

Don't settle for a boring breakfast. You deserve a better start to your day and this tea steeped toast is gonna get you noshing like nobility.

ANYBODY WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T EAT POPSICLES FOR BREAKFAST CAN FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF BC THESE FROSTY BOYS HAVE NO ADDED SUGAR SO TECHNICALLY IT'S A SMOOTHIE CHECKMATE BITCH