Five simple fucking ingredients in this shit right here. Whip up this high class cocktail when you're feelin sweaty but fancy. And no high-fructose fuckery either. Splash this with some vodka and UNLOCK MAX RELAX MODE.
Roasted Garlic Pull Apart Bread
This recipe has everything: bread, roasted garlic. FUCKING EVERYTHING.
Chickpea and Barley Soup
This soup is hearty enough to fight off the last bits of cold weather but the lemon and dill make this shit feel bright and ready for spring. Never cooked with barley? Well this is a solid start for your uneducated ass.
Creamy Herb Salad Dressing
A creamy, easy as hell salad dressing that comes together faster than your roommate can wash the lettuce.
Raspberry Mango Jam
This jam is more of a scooper than a spreader, if ya pick up what we’re laying down.