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Mango Pineapple Slush Puppies
This recipe is a slushie we imagine drinking on some far-off beach with our abs glistening in the sun. Might as well have abs if we’re using our imaginations, right?
Hot Chocolate Mix
This winter why not treat yourself to something like a big mug of this holiday hottie? Or if you’re the generous type, throw a big bath of this mix in a jar, slap a fucking bow on it, and now you’ve got a cheap and tasty gift.
Dark and Stormy Coconut Cream Pie
Some days you need a drink
Some days you need a pie
Today you get both.
Pumpkin Ginger Blondies
Don’t waste another Fall by settling for some lesser seasonal treat. That overhyped bullshit distracts from the real fucking reason for the season: DESSERT. Bake these bitches up and you’ll realize pumpkin is better chewed, not sipped.
Sweet Potato Loaf
Forget buying some nasty ass scented candles to make it smell like Fall. Bake a batch of this badass bread and your place will smell dope as hell.
Winter Mac with Sweet Potatoes, Buffalo Breadcrumbs, and Creamy Dill Sauce
Winter Squash Dinner Rolls
Bread baskets have long gone out of style in restaurants, but we’ll be damned if we let anyone besmirch the good name of dinner rolls.
Tahini Chocolate Chip Cookies
Don't wait for some rando to roll thru in musical van so that you can get an ice cream sandwich.
CREAMY CURRIED PARSNIP SOUP
When you’re feelin’ sick, you might immediately reach for tomato soup. That’s fine, but basic, so maybe consider this shit: parsnips. They’ve got a bunch of fiber and vitamins, plus this soup is what we can only describe as velvety as fuck.