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Frosted Gingerbread Bites
Last minute holiday shopping? FUCK ALL THAT NOISE. Why don’t you stay home and celebrate in style with some of these spicy sweet bastards?
Strawberry Grapefruit Margarita
Getting ready for Cinco de fucking Mayo? This year you might make a couple shitty judgment calls but don’t start with your margarita mix. You see how many goddamn ingredients are in those fuckers? Red 40?
Spring Asparagus Dumplings
If you’ve never made dumplings before, they can seem intimidating, but we promise you got this shit.
Vegetable Potpies
Are you tired of spending every Thanksgiving watching your family shove their hands up a dead bird’s ass? If only there was a better way...
Cremini Gravy
We don't need to sell y'all on gravy. This shit sells itself. Gravy is king of the holiday foods but great year-round on biscuits with some wilted greens. If you're lazy, just pour it on some toast.
Curried Chickpeas and Potatoes
This recipe is from our homies Robby and Cyrus' new book Mastering Diabetes s
Sweet Potato Chai Spiced Scones
You mean to tell me there’s some motherfucker that builds toys in his house on a sheet of ice all year then delivers them in one night and you’re just gonna fucking offer him store-bought cookies?
Mediterranean Summer Salsa
This salsa is something else and worth trying while tomatoes are in season.
Sweet Relief Smoothie
This smoothie, from the lovely ladies at Simple Green Smoothies, tastes like a creamsicle but without all motherfucking food dye and cor