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Winter Vegetable Stir Fry
Today marks the beginning of the Lunar New Year, so what the hell are you cooking up?
Spicy Sausage and Cheese Kolaches
Sure you could buy veggie sausage, shredded cheese, and only make the dough but if you've got some time its worth making this shit from scratch. Your wallet will thank you.
Roasted Broccolini Herb Noodles
COLON CANCER AIN'T FUCKING AROUND. You gotta eat more broccoli bc it's like a toothbrush for your asshole. It's way more effective and a HELLUVALOT CHEAPER than a juice cleanse.
Jackfruit Banh Mi
Yeah, yeah, yeah all you banh mi purists WE KNOW this is far from traditional BUT our version of this Vietnamese classic is so goddamn good that it might just ruin all future sandwiches for you. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED. ENJOY AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Roasted Garlic Pull Apart Bread
This recipe has everything: bread, roasted garlic. FUCKING EVERYTHING.
Coconut Curry Soup
It’s cold as a motherfucker outside with no end in sight. So why not warm up with a big bowl of this liquid sunshine and start thawing from the inside out?
White Bean And Sundried Tomato Dip
Spread some of this goodness on your next sandwich. It’s fucking delicious. And it lets you double up on your protein sources and cut down on the fat. Shit, don’t limit yourself to just sammies.
Potato and Swiss Chard Gratin
Put down those mediocre mashed potatoes and pick up this superb side dish. Sure, a gratin is just a fancy sounding casserole but nobody will give a damn what the name is once they taste it.