Hoppin John
Hoppin’ John is not only a staple recipe for good fortune every New Year but it’s also a pretty solid fucking meal.
Hoppin’ John is not only a staple recipe for good fortune every New Year but it’s also a pretty solid fucking meal.
some of y'all asked why we don't have a guac recipe on our site. WELL DAMN it seemed so basic we didn't realize that y'all need your fucking hands held BUT WHATEVER HERE ARE THE BUILDING BLOCKS TO MAKING THE PERFECT GUAC.
You can’t have a legit BBQ without a badass potato salad. But don’t be a dick and buy that nasty shit at the store. Make this instead; it is cheap as fuck and super easy.
Refreshing, filling, and a great way to use all those green beans about to flood your market. It benefits from a couple hours in the fridge so that everything can get acquainted and the green beans and soak up some of the dressing.
Burgers are so bland that’s why you basically gotta dress that shit up with a salad after you grill it. CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MEAT AND JUST GRILL A SALAD.
Whether you’re spending Valentine’s Day with your significant other or your own sexy self, you’ve gotta fucking eat. But skip the expensive-ass restaurant and predictable chocolate covered whatever.
Ya know how you lied and said you’d actually bring something to the party this time? FUCKING DO IT. Did someone else bring a pasta salad?