Spiked Citrus Iced Tea

Makes enough for 8-12 people or, you know, a party
Spiked Citrus Iced Tea

NO SHIT IT'S HOT, IT'S FUCKING SUMMER. Pull yourself together, go find some shade, and kick back with spiked citrus iced tea. Guaranteed to refresh your attitude and show your BBQ guests that you’ve got shit figured out. Even if you don’t.

1 gallon of water
4 black tea bags
4 white tea bags*
¼ - ½ cup maple syrup**
2 ½ cups whiskey (optional, but who are you kidding)
½ cup orange juice
1/3 cup lemon juice

Heat the water is a big pot on the stove until you see bubbles forming on the bottom. No need to boil that shit. Add the tea bags and let them chill out in the hot water for about 5-7 minutes. Pull the bags out and add the ¼ cup maple syrup, the whiskey, and citrus juices. Stir and taste that motherfucker. If you like it a little sweeter, add more syrup. Let the tea cool in the fridge until you’re damn well ready. Serve this shit with ice and slices of oranges and lemons because then it looks classy as fuck.


* If you find white tea with ginger, lemon, and orange flavors in it, that would be legit.

** This shit can be expensive so feel free to replace it with agave or honey.

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